almost lovers

people who are friends with each and everyone knows but are so close they are practically dating

i can’t believe sophie and kaitlynn are so close even thought they met only 2 months ago — just another case of almost lovers.

by imjustahater384 January 5, 2024

chronic strap lover

A chronic strap lover is someone who loves to take strap, And they do it with no hesitation.

girl : “Toni is a chronic strap lover”
Toni : “I am, and I do it without any hesitation”

by ToniNovis January 6, 2024

Lovers Rock

a song by TV girl which sounds like getting a crush

Nigel: yooo
Dave: what now you silly bastard
Nigel: so there's this so-
Dave: let me recommend you a song nigel, Lovers Rock by tv girl.

Nigel: you relate it to anyone
Dave: yeah i have a crush
Nigel: who
Dave: stfu

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Chrysler Lover

Chrysler Lover means partaking in raping minors and anal sex with your neighbor

Hey Kade Let’s have A Chrysler Lover party

by Smith_43 January 29, 2024

jesus lover

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.

person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover

by l_istall January 30, 2024

koolaid watermelon chicken lover

A black, also know as a African. Darker than under the bed.

Cop: freeze
Jamal: fuck you pig!
Cop: I said freeze you koolaid watermelon chicken lover! Bang bang

Other cop: another monkey down!

by Niggerhater420sheesh February 3, 2024

Koke lover

A guy who thinks randy has good dick

Ben has a Koke lover

by Mechanic23 April 5, 2023