quick lick 

When you're going to rob/steal something unsuspectedly. Could be anything from money, a phone, something someone left behind, or even snacks from a store. Also can be said as "hit a lick".

Person #1: Ayo he left his keys in the car while he went into the gas station!

person #2: Hell yea! Thats boutta be a quick lick!

quick lick by PoohShiestysMask February 5, 2022

Tricky Tricky lick n sticky 

The act of distracting a person long enough to spit on an orifice and stick them with any and all appendages. Copyright @Jeremy Winchester 2009.

I gave her the tricky tricky lick n sticky, and stuck my dick up her ass.

Tricky Tricky lick n sticky by Copyright@JeremyWinchester2009 April 27, 2011

Scooby-Doo Lick 

When you eat ass like Scooby eats Scooby snacks.

Guy 1: Man look at this girl, would you fuck her?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I'd fuck her, I'd give her ass a Scooby-Doo lick!

Scooby-Doo Lick by Yeahaightbro February 8, 2019

Lift and Lick 

The act of which a male will lift another males cock and scrotum to continuously lick the beta males ass hole

"oh dude, did u hear ben did the lift and lick on nick!"
"oh no way me too!"

Lift and Lick by Gaysexyman69 August 24, 2019

marty mayo lick 

When a kid named matthew eats mayo only sandwiches. I'm talking nothing but bread, mayo then bread.

marty mayo lick is licking mayo

marty mayo lick by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay 

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay by Crzycoco February 1, 2010

Even Cows Lick Stamps 

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

Even Cows Lick Stamps by Andy Borne August 9, 2004