Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
by Phaser chaser July 1, 2019
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by westcoastboy November 22, 2021
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by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021
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by khlown October 13, 2019
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