Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.

You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

key head

genius that can unlock answers to anything

"bro my car is broken" "easy just fill up gas" "you key head its working now!"

by bestand February 7, 2025

jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

major key

A big part in achieving success. Dj Khaled is known for saying this and giving people major keys.

Major key alert: stay focused and on track

by AL2000 October 6, 2016

cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian

Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

Piano Key

A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"

(Because yknow the straight flag looks like a piano key idk how to use it in a sentence)

by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021

Keys

On websites where the term "kys" or kill your-self is banned users will say keys to indicate their ill will directed towards another.

"fuck you asshole keys"

by cumguy4 June 23, 2023