Lia Marie Johnson

the fucking hottest chick on youtube

pervert1:dude I'd fuckin bang Lia Marie Johnson.
pervert2: Me to. Those tits

by nail yakupov December 30, 2013

long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson is a youtuber, self proclaimed comedian and overall a useless piece of suck that doesn't deserve half of the six digit salary he makes. Most of his viewers are either swagfags or too stupid to realise all his jokes are the same of what an 11 year old would make. He hosts a show called =3 where he literally takes videos from other peoples channels without permission and just says what happens in them adding a said unfunny dirty joke. He is currently the highest subscribed channel on YouTube, proving that subscribers don't matter. He is the scum of the earth.

Swag-Fag: Hey man did you see this weeks =3? Ray William Johnson is so funny, haha fake and gay!
Person with sense: I don't watch shit.

by GeorgeLopez December 9, 2012

Lyndon B. Johnson

The man who had a major part in the assassination of JFK. Also, he just happend to be the Vice President under JFK. A prime example of one of the many sociopaths who gain access to seats of power.

Lyndon B. Johnson sure was a douchebag, huh?

by jshade July 16, 2007

Ben Paul Johnson

An absolute psycho

Have you met this guy? He’s a Ben Paul Johnson for sure

by fookyachuckenstoops November 2, 2018

pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023