Pixel Jacker

Having a wank over low detailed pixel porn.

Jim: Hey bob, why did joe lose his girlfriend?
Bob: She said she caught him jacking off over world of warcraft.
Jim: Dang, what a pixel jacker!

by Annonnnyyymouseee!? June 3, 2009

pen jockey

the dj of the pen; one with mad writing skills, particularly of remix stories

Katie was writing an awesome remix story, and declared herself a pen jockey.

by theofficialPJ March 16, 2010

Status Jockey

one of your friends on facebook who seems to like (and ride) every single status you post to your wall regardless of what the update is about.

"Did you see Damian's facebook wall? Mary has liked 9 out of his last 10 update posts. She's a total Status Jockey".

by bkny22 September 8, 2011

Nob Jockey

A man who rides another mans penis

Indy is such a nob jockey. He just loves Bens nob up hes bum.

by indyben October 11, 2013

Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

joccer

another word for joker

"Hey man don't be a joccer, your hitting on my girl" said Nemo to is pal Pokei

by satanic shay November 5, 2007

nerd jockey

1.The describing of someone who is known to society as a nerd,geek,etc.
2.The act of being a nerd that it comes to a point as if you are almost jocking its known characteristics,in other words,being a nerd to its fullest

Mary is sucha fucking nerd jockey! shes always got her head in the books!

by Talia Donaldson October 16, 2008