jessica adlemen

a mean ass step momand a peace of shitshe thinks she owns the world smart ass
jessica adlemen your a bitch you dont own the world
by whyhasgodabandondus May 11, 2019
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jessica and john

the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)
Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
by giselle<33 December 02, 2021
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Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.
Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee
by Jecca456 August 14, 2020
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Jessica Barden

The worst actor ever! She curses in her videos and is just a rebel
Dont hire Jessica Barden anymore
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
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Jessica Britt

A girl who gets with 20+ guys on a night out
My god you were really doing a Jessica Britt last night
by Cornishcock January 07, 2022
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Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 08, 2020
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Dudley & Jessica

A couple that genuinely cares about each other and the people around them. They are a force to be reckoned with. They have hot sex, and Dudley is always in control, but that’s the way Jessica likes it. Jessica takes damn good care of Dudley. She’s a good girl who respects Dudley very much, and he makes her happier than he can fathom.
If I ever decide to be in a relationship, it will be a Dudley & Jessica.
by Shesarealone April 24, 2024
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