J-Lessed

v. The act of ejaculating on someone's face unexpectedly.

"yo I just J-Lessed when I saw that pair of rockin' tits."

by a victim of a facial February 9, 2009

bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage November 1, 2008

mickey j

like a hickey, but on your butt

Guy 1: "I gave her a Mickey j last night"
Guy 2: "so you got some good booty?"
Guy 1: "totally"

by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015

j-lyn

J-lyn is a loving person , very kind , smart , and adorable... she a loyal any man will be lucky to have her as a bf ... SHE A BAD BITCHHH

J-lyn is very funny

by His girl for life September 28, 2018

J Language

A language that was invented my two idiots / jiotechs that cannot spell, also known as sauriousj language.

Himan 1: Do you know any other languages?
Himan 2: Yes, I’m very fluent in Sauriousj language..
Himan 1: What-
Himan 2: sauriousjumbjustjrejou

by yee yee sis’s sis November 9, 2019

j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes

Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."

by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017

J Flash

Something that is really cool, hip, good or attractive.

"Those socks are so J Flash"
"Connor is looking so J Flash today"

by bitchassnegro May 25, 2016