Patch Of Crazy

A patch of crazy refures to a pussy/(vigina for nerds) and idiots like to think its just a piece of writing and make fun of that not knowing what it is

Ben Bruce has 50 Patch Of Crazy even thou he is a boy.

by Alex W. April 04, 2007

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Catch the crazy turkey

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

by Krimson_bloodrayne December 12, 2014

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crazy brake syndrome

when your driving along following a car in front and they randomly hit the brakes for no apparent reason, usually on a long stretch of empty road.

main proponents of crazy brake syndrome are old people and new drivers.

can be shortend to crazy brake in conversation:

person 1: "I followed a car down here, and the driver suddenly got a case of crazy brake"

person 2: "Idiots, need to learn how to drive"

by lictor October 03, 2009

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