Gorbachev's Law

Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.

"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."

by Full Monteirism March 25, 2021

O'Brien's Law

There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.

O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.

by Corbynista March 27, 2021

The Squidward Law

A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.

Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.

by manananan April 4, 2021

Tripper's Law

Tripper's Law is applicable in other parallel universes. If parallel universes are made during every action, and movement is an action, there is an alternate universe where, instead of walking, you die

You're lucky you didn't end up in a Tripper's Law

by Sayremonx April 15, 2021

law of shananagans

law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries

the law of shananagans is always right!

the law of shananagans is the answer to all questions

by stud-muffin November 27, 2012

In-Law Fluffer

A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.

In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.

Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.

Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.

Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.

Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.

by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011

Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011