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zombie defense initiative (ZDI)

Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster
Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program
Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:
ZDI-Boston University
ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison
ZDI-Colby
ZDI-Fairfield University
ZDI-Central Connecticut State University
ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam
ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton
ZDI-Johns Hopkins University
ZDI-University of Pittsburgh
ZDI-Northeastern University
ZDI-Albion
ZDI-Wagner
ZDI-Michigan State
ZDI-SUNY Albany
ZDI-Temple
ZDI-Hobart & William Smith
ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)
ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)
ZDI-Acadia
yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).
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initiative

(n) Responding to peer pressure before your peers are there to pressure you.
The chalupa had been in the fridge for several days; Mike took initiative and ate it for lunch.
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init

init: a common word used by chavs and the root: Ali G who often in his shows uses it to emphasise what he is talking about.
Chavs and Ali G will use this term in phrases such as: 'Init man!' , 'its well buzzin init!' , 'well bad init'
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nice car, init?!
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Init

A fierce fighting creature, willing to stand up in any battle. The mighty Init can change into any size and make a lovable pet to humans. Also are very intelligent especially when it comes to flying air-crafts. The Init often fights their arch enemy the Diploids.
The Inits won a glamorous victory at Fort Mixed Berry during operation Thunderbird, pushing out the Diploids.
by Init Man January 10, 2012
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Init

Abbreviation if isn’t it. Commonly used in UK slang
Typically used by teenagers
Yo, this party’s good init
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initiation week

Noun (IN-ISH-E-A-SHUN)

A time when initiates are hazed or humiliated
Delia: during initiation week we threw Ali out side butt naked! No bra no panties no pants and no shirt. We tied her too and she had to ask a stranger for help!

Hell week embarrassment stripped stripper
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