A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.
by Jimbabwe December 8, 2007
Get the ice crotch mug.Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.
by Nick D October 29, 2003
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Get the ice and beans mug.An ice prostitute is is a prostitute who specializes in fetishes of the ice-related variant (such as rubbing ice on one's cheeks)
by Caprisun#1Fan February 18, 2022
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Get the bear ice mug.A Concauction made to make coors light taste better. You take Rasberry Ice Crystal lite and put it in with coors light and it comes out with an amazing flavor.
by la_de_dahh November 6, 2008
Get the mountain ice mug.Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”
Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”
Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”
ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”
Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”
Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”
ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”
Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
by DJ UMV December 26, 2019
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