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Sylveon's law

A subgenre of bidoof's law coined by twitter user AProfessionalN2 after a reply to a tweet saying "We really need a law for "transphobe posting = pedo" under a tweet of a transphobic Vtuber with a 'loli' avatar.
Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"

*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*

"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
by Cherubdecay March 12, 2023
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Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them
Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap
by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023
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sinatra’s law

The property that if an item can be crafted in any of the five boroughs of New York City, it can be crafted anywhere.
“Because of Sinatra’s Law, this can be made anywhere.”
by chungledown bim December 5, 2022
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Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020
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Bornold's Law

Bornold's Law is the law that defies all laws of science
Using Bornold's Law we can verify that humans can fly.
by Bornold December 12, 2020
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Nermal’s Law

Allows you to find the answer to any question by simply dividing the correct answer with your answer. The number received is Nerm’s Inconstant. You then use the Nerm’s Inconstant to multiply your answer to find the correct answer.
Oh you can’t find the answer? Use Nermal’s Law!”
by Big brain boiiiii November 9, 2020
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Sister-in-law

The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.
Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020
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