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ice crotch

A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.
Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.
by Jimbabwe December 8, 2007
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Smirnoff Ice

Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.
by Nick D October 29, 2003
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bear ice

Oh shit yeah this bear ice is awesome
by theiceman92 May 9, 2011
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Ice-Agedly

Change that happens slower than a snail's pace. Things that take so long to happen that a person could be born, grow up, get old, and die before anything happens.
"What? You haven't heard back about your interview yet? Geez. That office moves ice-agedly slow.
by RogueSun February 6, 2006
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mountain ice

A Concauction made to make coors light taste better. You take Rasberry Ice Crystal lite and put it in with coors light and it comes out with an amazing flavor.
Eee, that coors seems a little dull right now, cook me up some mountain ice, will ya?
by la_de_dahh November 6, 2008
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ice soccer

The most amazing game ever.
The rules are simple. An empty ice rink, some friends, skates and a hockey puck are the only things you need.
The basics of this amazing game are to "kick" the puck with your blades, sending it between the other players feet. This is a goal and this is ice soccer.
Me - "Hey guys, wanna go play some ice soccer?"
Friends - "Hell yeah, lets get a move on!"
by xoxo_maggie December 31, 2008
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ice lady

a women with no feelings and no heart ; someone that does not care about anything
your a ice lady you dont do love
by brett williams June 5, 2014
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