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Hipster Bomb

When Hipsters order a drink at the bar. The Hipster Bomb consists of 1.5 Ounces of Espresso, Chilled. The Espresso is then steeped into a .5 pint glass, frosted. Of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Hipster Bomb is not the issue here. They're gonna kill that poor woman!
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hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.
Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!
by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017
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Broken Hipster

Any hipster that is over 40.
The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.
by Joe Vman September 1, 2012
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The Lurking Hipster

That person who's always lingering in the backround at fun events grumbling about how mainstream something has gotten instead of just enjoying themselves.
The lurking hipsters sure are plentiful at this venue.
by Mo Mouse January 17, 2019
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Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.
Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021
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NASA Hipster

A person, usually a millennial, who wears clothing that has a NASA logo or image on it, and is a hipster.
That guy over there drinking his latte wearing those horn rimmed glasses, with the tattoos and the beard, oh and the bomber jacket that says Apollo 12, he's a NASA Hipster.
by Zachschway June 4, 2018
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hipster sweg

Hipsters cannot over come the power of normal swag, so must obtain their own type of swag, the slightly less powerful swag is sweg, hipsters may pretend to be gangsters by smoking weed 24/7 and listening to Tyler the creator/odd future, but in reality, they will never over come the boundary which separates them from swag and sweg.
Harry Evans has the most amount of hipster sweg in the UK, Leeds is full of hipsters.
by The1whoshallnotbenamedxox June 21, 2014
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