holy shitballs

a young christian girl whos short. and well obviously has a face shaped like a ball. and enjoys customising shit and takeing rough concrete shits all over the placy
i clicked on a holy shitballs 's picture and then i clicked on another one. they were customized. the 2nd one had shit on her face
by truth of truths May 24, 2009
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Holy Duck Fuck

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.
~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 18, 2010
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Holy Rag-Doll

When a man ties/binds a woman to a fence {most commonly in a church-yard or another place of worship} in the crucifix position and proceeds to penetrate them. In the penultimate throes he then withdraws and cums into her hair. He follows this by rubbing the semen into her hair until it is messy like a Rag-Doll's. He then plays with the woman like a children's toy until he gets bored or is discovered by the police.
man to priest "Forgive me Father for i have sinned, last night i Holy Rag-Dolled some girl in the church yard"
by Charity Burbage May 26, 2009
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holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.
Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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The Holy Pickle Stand

When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.
"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023
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HJ's on Holy Days

When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.
Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
by deucebiggss February 22, 2014
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Nacho Holy Grail

When one reaches into a nacho pile and pulls out a large clump of nachos that are stuck together by toppings.

The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings.

There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese.
I was eating nachos at Jills party the other night and I reached in and pulled out The Nacho Holy Grail!

The what?

The Nacho Holy Grail! It was like 10 nachos stuck together that formed this gigantic nacho mound! I was blessed by the nacho gods that night! Damn thing was almost as big as my plate!
by RichardSlinger August 14, 2011
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