A gothic-seeming Zelda-obsessed nerd with delusions of grandeur. May vacillitate between sexually harassing women and deciding to become one. Enjoys being fisted in the ass at any speed.
"Did you hear about that Video Gamer X?"
"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
by everyechelonuserever September 6, 2014
Get the video gamer x mug.John is a hardcore gamer. He spends all his money on video games and has no friends. He constantly bitches about how his favorite RPG's soundtrack is sub-par compared to the last game in the series on IRC chatrooms with other losers like him. Despite their constant bitching, the video game companies do not give a shit about their lousy opinions. He has never made contact with a woman that is not his mother. Ever.
by Gamers suck at life February 8, 2009
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the feeling gamers get when they are stuck on a very hard level or impossible puzzle. usually results in gamer quitting for a few days until he cheats or reaches an epiphany.
person 1: Screw this game; i have been stuck on this level forever. i am never going to play it again
person 2: calm down you just have a case of gamer's block.
person 2: calm down you just have a case of gamer's block.
by moo12 August 21, 2010
Get the gamer's block mug.Some etlistic asshole who think's he's better than everyone just because he games on Pc whish is funny... Because Pc gamers don't know shit about video games
by A True gamer September 2, 2010
Get the PC Gamer mug.When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.
Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.
Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.
Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.
by KarenDraws May 18, 2019
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Although it is the most important substance there is, it is very rare because it is harvested from the endangered species of "Real gamer girls."
Gamer girls may be reluctant to surrender their pee but if you assert you dominance by T-posing she would likely even pee directly into your mouth.
It will likely make you become so epic that you spontaneously combust if you are not an epic gamer on acount of it's sheer omnipotence.
(The only cure the the fatal disease of cooties)
Although it is the most important substance there is, it is very rare because it is harvested from the endangered species of "Real gamer girls."
Gamer girls may be reluctant to surrender their pee but if you assert you dominance by T-posing she would likely even pee directly into your mouth.
It will likely make you become so epic that you spontaneously combust if you are not an epic gamer on acount of it's sheer omnipotence.
(The only cure the the fatal disease of cooties)
Me: "Bro have you tried gamer girl pee?"
Gamer bro: "Nah, what is it?"
Me: *passes that shit* "See for yourself."
Gamer bro: "Nah, what is it?"
Me: *passes that shit* "See for yourself."
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