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Georgian Guacamole

When you drink so much coffee and laxatives you lose control of your anus, making it effortlessly penetrable and loose, in the sense that shit falls out whenever it wants to.

The next day, commonly in a public area, your stomach starts rumble, and produce little mudlings (children of shit) that run out of your asshole and make noise to alert those around you of their and your presence.
Thanks you Ms. Adeline, this latte was so good I couldn’t get enough of it. This give me a case of Georgian Guacamole! *Chuckles*
Georgian Guacamole by anonymous April 16, 2025
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Georgia Stampede

When you are drinking and driving and open the car door while going down the road to let out a pile of empty beer cans.
Holy shit did you see that car ahead let out a Georgia stampede? There must have been 20 empties flying out

Georgia Blowdryer

the act of putting a peach in your girl's asshole in which she then farts so hard it shoots across the room like a cannonball.
yo momma: I got peaches on sale today!!

me: we HAVE to try to Georgia Blowdryer tonight. Right now.

Georgian Steamroom 

When you want to spoil a lady you enjoy spending time with, so you MacGyver your bathroom into a romantic steam room: crank the shower to full heat, let it run until the room is sauna-thick with steam, light a few candles for ambience, and then—fifteen minutes later—invite her to join you for an intimate shower experience.
Bro, I went full Georgian Steamroom on her last night—steam, candles, the whole spa vibe. She thought I had a membership somewhere.

Georgian Chimpout

A Georgian Chimpout is when a person from Georgia(the country) loses an argument or just generally can not argue and starts referencing to tragic events instead.
An example of a Georgian chimpout is:
"I am Ossetian, what about it?"
Georgian: Ahahahaha, remember Beslan?
"I am Armenian, so?"
Georgian: 1915, 1.5million kebabs!
Georgian Chimpout by KorykJörg September 15, 2025

Georgian cereal bowl 

When a female defecates and urinated in a male's mouth and then proceeds to serve it out on thanksgiving breakfast with a ladle
Oh man last night i got a Georgian cereal bowl
An evil little elf, who stands at 3’4.
Ahhh there’s a Georgia, run!
Georgia by Yourmomlikwsmen September 26, 2025