National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

try and grab the spotlight

to grab the spotlight

I‘ve never been the type to try and grab the spotlight

by Bonzonaro September 17, 2022

National Grab Ass Day

Walk up to anyone and grab some ass

“Bored just grab some ass why not its national grab ass day”

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

Ab-Grab

When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.

Omg. Did you see Sarah ab-grabbing Chad in her last Instagram post? She totally wants to get that.

by bails November 13, 2018

Grab Dick Month

The entire month of October is Grab Dick Month

Girls can grab a dick of one of their friends or a boyfriend and the guy cant stop them.

Girl: Hey guess what month it is
Boy: what?
Girl: grab dick month !*grabs dick*

by User0877907197 October 5, 2021

National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022