The Carrot Farmer

The act of going into your fridge, taking out a carrot, and instead of using it to penetrate your sexual partner, you shove it down your dick hole as far as you can, thus causing profuse bleeding, then remove said carrot and insert it into the anus of your partner, and cum. Then you take your dick out and make your partner give you head WHILE still bleeding. While their, giving you head, you are playing Minecraft in the background. Your partner then stops and asks what your doing, so you take the controller and start penetrating your partner until they start to bleed. Then you eat out your partner and the combination of liquids and blood makes you vomit. So you vomit in their mouth which makes them vomit all over you and themselves, then you continue to have sex while still playing Minecraft. Your dick, not being able to take that much force, splits down the center causing massive amounts of blood which your partner then drinks up and vomits into your anus. You then shit all of the blood, liquids, and vomit into that person's genitalia, which then the muscles then clamp down unto.

Person 1: Hey dude! I heard you got it on with girl name here last night!
Person 2 (Over phone from infirmary at psychiatric ward): Yeah man! I gave her the ol' carrot farmer!
Person 1: Holy fuck dude! You did the carrot farmer?! Stay away from me you fucking psycho!

by Nubula February 18, 2018

shit farmer

a man who has a farm just so he can eat all his animals shit

you sir are a shit farmer!

by Robin February 6, 2005

Frames

Hits of LSD.

You boys down to eat some frames on Friday? I know I am. I'm trying to trip face.

by Cornelius Cumberbund August 10, 2009

fameless

Someone who once had fame; usually refers to a washed-up celebrity.

That guy used to be everywhere but now he's fameless.

by Rainierwolfy August 14, 2005

FLAME

A japanese boyband. The original members are Yusuke Izaki, Hisato Izaki, Yu Kitamura and Kyohei Kaneko. But on Sepetember 2004, Kyohei decided to leave the group and does a solo career. Therefore, they add a new member which happens to be a friend of the Izaki twins, Seigo.

FLAME is a cool yet lacking in releasing CDs band

by Kerry April 24, 2005

Waka Flocka Flame

(1) Juaquin Malphurs (born May 31, 1986) also known as flocka signed to So Icey Entertainment.
(2) Some1 that is from Riverdale Georgia but goes to the Great Escape movie theatre on exit 218 in Mcdonough Georgia (25 minutes away) because he has no street cred and no street respect
(3) Some1 that is a thug with his homeboys and a bitch / pussy by himself

Matt: Yo dat nigga Waka flocka Flame is a thug.. you should've seen him with his 50 friends in the club... dey was going ham.

Mark: Waka a fuck boy shawty... dat nigga was actin scary when he bought Kush from my homeboy.. and yes he was by himself

fuck boy thug going ham mcdonough georgia waka flocka flame jacked
Mark: you say Waka was in Great Escape
Matt: yea..
Mark: on exit 218
Matt: yea..
Mark: in Mcdonough Georgia...
Matt: yea
Mark: Damn!! you should've told me when.. I would've jacked him like dude did on Old National

by fux it May 17, 2010

sea gull farmer

one who raises sea gulls

look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.

by Mr. gull May 3, 2004