Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest

“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”

by crazyOD February 24, 2024

Flower Bridge

A euphemism for "fuck you", originating from 花 (faa1) and 橋 (kiu4) meaning flower bridge.

Hey babe, let me flower bridge tonight!

by popeurban March 10, 2024

flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.

“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”

by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024

flowerboy

A gentle and soft-looking boy that likes skirts, dresses and other cute clothes. It's the same as a femboy but without gender stereotypes.

Person1: You're wearing a skirt? Are you a femboy?
Person2: Actually I prefer to be called a flowerboy because I don't support gender stereotypes.

by chubbyfedya May 29, 2024

Flowerhorn

A man that cannot maintain an erection long enough to insert it into their partner. Their horn, wilts like a flower.

"Oh that guy, he's a real flowerhorn. He's never fulfilled me sexually".

by PG1979 June 23, 2024

Flower bud syndrome

A term used to describe someone who was once sociable and self-assured but becomes shy, quiet, and reserved over time because of bullying, being excluded, or ostracized, especially for being different. It's like a flower bud that starts out open and full of life, but closes up because of tough situations, causing the person to hide their true self and lose their sparkle.

“After years of bullying and being excluded for her unique interests, Mia developed Flower Bud Syndrome, becoming quiet and reserved instead of the vibrant, sociable person she used to be.“

by misscherrypie December 27, 2024

Flower bouqet

When one sounds themselves (inserting an object into your urethra) with one or multiple flowers which are then presented as a gift for another person.

They can alternatively also ejaculate while the flowers are in, causing these to fire out at a rapid pace and high speed. Can be used as an alternative to the Gunless Headshot.

Walt really knows how to make a good flower bouqet!

Hey you shot me with a flower bouqet in the paintball game! Did you run out of ammo?

by Walter "Flashbang" White February 4, 2026