Fridgerate

Putting an item in the fridge for the first time, as opposed to refrigerating something that was already in the fridge.

I fridgerated the berries that I harvested today

by Froggins June 23, 2024

Fridge

A slang insult used towards an obese individual that is shaped with similar geometries (and likely total mass) of a fridge.

“Okay fridge you’re the one that needs to buy two seats on an airplane”

by apex player 1 July 25, 2024

Fridge

The fat friend that cuts in when a dude is trying to smash a hottie.

The fridge always protects the snacks.

by Fishbone January 4, 2025

Fridge

The friend of a girl that you’re trying to rizz up who’s usually trying to keep her from talking to you. She’s usually on the larger and less attractive side.

Guy: Hey, you’re really pretty can I get your nu-
Fridge: Sorry she ain’t interested.
*They walk off*
Guy: Damn, the ugly-ass fridge always be protecting the snacks goddamn

by Cyberspaxz January 19, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fidgeter

A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.

Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.

by 666kty March 15, 2025