FTC

FTC (texting short hand phrase) for Fuck This Class.
Used when expressing anger towards a teacher of the whole class.

Mrs. BlahBlah - "Turn in your Essays"
Tina - "I don't like this class"
Stephano - "Me neither"
Guenave - "FTC!"

by MissCin101 February 2, 2013

c.r.a.f.t.

cant remember a fucking thing

i suffer from c.r.a.f.t.

by assclownz December 11, 2003

FTB

Stands for 'Fuck The Bus', what you say when you'd rather walk or drive somewhere than sit next to randoms on the bus.

Guy 1: Hey lets catch the bus there
Guy 2: Nah man FTB, i dont want to sit next to hobos

by Solid Snake NZ July 9, 2010

FTM

A acronym that can stand for many things, in this case 'feel the mash' used to insult people of the spud-headed persuasion.

Spud head "what's q10?"
Normal person "FTM; Feel the mash"

by FTMer 1 October 17, 2011

ftek

Acronym for Fuck the Enter Key. Used in internet chat slang. Used when the enter key is hit accidentally, such as when trying to hit the ' key.

John: So i'm going down to the store but I won
Jack: ?
John: Ftek!

by CHFan June 24, 2008

ftl'z

(For the Lulz)- an action that is basically done for shitz and gigz. To be done for fun.

JAAN- The other night I was donkey punching this hoe but then I decided to finish in her eye instead of her mouth.
JEROME- Why in Gods name did you do that?
JAAN- I did it ftl'z of course.

by fcuking thug April 6, 2010

FTMIML

Fuck This Moment In My Life
a more specific way of saying fuck my life.

guy 1: dude FML my spoon fell in my cup-o-cereal
guy 2: dude its FTMIML not FML your whole life isn't shit because you dropped your spoon in your cereal just this moment.
guy 1: FTMIML

by vxvengencexv September 14, 2010