by Baby eater November 4, 2022

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.
Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.
by HairySally January 11, 2009

by Meaganl16 March 17, 2022

by GudGamerBen6969 October 25, 2019

The meaning of Fuck Friday Fest, Can be defined in a various ways! Having beers with your mates or your friends after work is a great way to celebrate Fuck Friday Fest. When you leave work early so you can go shopping and waste money , But first you must tell your boss to fuck off. Another way to celebrate Fuck Friday Fest. Fuck Friday Fest Can also mean you just want to be lazy and comment on people's social media post. Let's make everything festive. Have the best Fuck Friday Fest Ever.
by Gonameless October 26, 2018

A day for girls that probably think all men should die and have blue hair to kick men in the balls as-much as they want so some Holliday for thick heads
Boy: why did you kick me in the balls
Girl: it’s frick dick friday
Boy: so some other blue hair day
Girl: THaTs sO OfFeNciVE To uS Im CaNcelIng yOu
Girl: it’s frick dick friday
Boy: so some other blue hair day
Girl: THaTs sO OfFeNciVE To uS Im CaNcelIng yOu
by Bignandromthechippy October 6, 2020

Hey dude. Fuck your ex gf. Let's hit Turned down Friday and hit on some 10's. Yeah dude cuz if you aren't getting turned down by 10's you aren't trying.
by Chester Rockwell April 24, 2018
