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Hillbilly Hand Fishin

You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.
I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.
by Weinerstinkman syphollusaur September 14, 2011
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Fisting Stool

A place to sit with a fist inserted into your cunt or bum while reading or having an orgasm. A seated form of fist fucking
I sat on the fisting stool which spread my blerta wide enough to stick a donut in it. Man I felt good afterwards
by Hans Fistur September 17, 2008
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Fushing

It began in ancient China, when the emporer decreed that all citizens over the age of 21 were to be drafted into the chinese army to ward off the aliens that had colonized the dark side of the moon. Today it can be used to desribe the draft, or to describe an old wooden hutch in your dining room
The chinese were involved in the fushing of the ancient times.

My grandmother has a beautiful oak fushing in her dining room, but in the living room has a lovely ivory hutch.
by Mike and Ricky July 14, 2004
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fisting

When someone puts his/hers fist upp your ass. (well, it's not up there)
person 1: -Fists-
person 2: Dude, did you just do the fisting on me?
by _lulz___ January 10, 2009
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Fisking

Fisking is a written argument where one person sequentially addresses each point of an of another person's argument.

This is done in a precise manner relying on semantics and ambiguities to infer a defect in the original point. This approach is tantamount to taking a sentence out of context in order to refute an entire argument.

Fisking does not pay heed to the opponent's thesis as a whole, and thus does not disprove the thesis as a whole.
That bastard was Fisking my posts. So I had to create a hydra to Fisk him. I really fisted that Fisking fucker.
by mattyqwerty February 12, 2009
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peehole fisting

the ultimate sexual move. you prepare yourself by taking your partners peehole and spontaneously shove your fist into their peehole. followed by a sudden, yet not suprised reaction.
1: dude, did you what mikes girlfriend did to him?
2: naw bro, whatd she do?
1: they were starting to fuck and she was givin him head right...
2: yeah...
1: and she suprised him by peehole fisting him!
2: NO WAY!
by the madd crapper April 3, 2008
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fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.
by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004
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