fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity

Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired

by cupcaitt December 17, 2019

Fanny Slap

A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.

Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room

*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*

Person 2: Did you hear that?

Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!

by LouiiHoare July 6, 2011

FANNY

a vagina.

do u wanna see my fanny
- billy. elliot

by yopeepeesmall7401 March 17, 2022

Fanny Fez

A person who has their head up their fanny. Fanny Fez.

"Stop acting like a fanny fez, Ass hat"

by noothernameleft May 29, 2018

fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017

Fanny Baws

A soft, camp pussy whipped who is drunk on to lager shandies, normally named Robert Greenhalgh.

Hey Robert Greenhalgh, you wee Fanny Baws, your Mrs wears the troosers .

by Beoman79 July 23, 2022

Smacking fannys

When two females perform the sexual act of scissoring, but with an angry undertone

Jess and Chantelle had an argument last night, they ended up smacking fannys.

by I'm so fancy July 12, 2023