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by zixella September 16, 2012
Get the Evanity mug.A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
Get the Joanne Evans mug.Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.
You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
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Get the Evan mug.The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
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Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
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Person a: omg look at Evan over there
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
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Get the Evan mug.Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
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