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Man-pression

When a man is depressed for the following reasons:

1.)Favorite pet died
2.)Just discovered he's going bald
3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game
4.)Denied a raise
5.)Lost all his investments
6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog
Friend 1: Man, Joe's man-pression is really bad.

Friend 2: Yeah, Daisy left him and took the dog.
by wswrigley September 9, 2010
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cinema depression

A loss of moral, happiness, contentment, or excitement caused by entering a movie theatre during daylight hours and exiting after the sun has set (most extreme cases occurred after the showings of Disney's WALL-E).
Stepping outside the theatre, Stephan was over come by cinema depression when he recalled how bright and sunny the day was before he had entered.
by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011
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milk depression

when you run out of milk and you're sad
"I ran out of milk and now I'm in a deep milk depression"
by Kastal March 10, 2018
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VEX depression

Something in VEX robotics of which you build robots you get progressively more down and throw yourself Infront of a bus feeling.
Ben-"Aw. I have been roboteeting for 8 hour straight I might get vex depression
by VexDsG November 22, 2018
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Dip-pression

The Sudden and Overwhelming conviction that there is no Caramel core to life, and you'll probably spend your time in quiet confusion.
1: I am in Dip-pression
2: Did you just say Depression or *Dip-Pression*
1: Depression isnt a word you idiot
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Netflix Depression

When you binge watch all the episodes of a show, only to find out that there are more episodes of that show that aren't on Netflix.
You watched season 7 of Brooklyn Nine-Nine? No I have Netflix Depression
by A.P.E.R.S.O.N February 13, 2020
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Post Mardi Gras Depression

Post Mardi-Gras Depression, sometimes credited as PMGD, is a hangover-like (pun intended) state which effects all who attend the annual New Orleans tradition. The condition is brought upon by the end of wild partying, the onset of school/work, lack of free plastic, and the actualization that, for most men, they will not see another pair of good knockers until next Mardi Gras.

Symptoms include open weeping, headaches, drowsiness and the realization that your life may, in fact, be worthless. After Hurricane Katrina, many New Orleans citizens committed suicide once the city announced that Mardi Gras may never resume again.

Only time can undo these symptoms, as the patient will realize that Mardi-Gras will come again. As time passes, and as Mardi Gras approaches again, euphoria generally ensues.
1. I was going to go to church for Ash Wednesday, but I was so smitten by Post Mardi Gras Depression that I couldnt get out of bed.

2. On his way home from Bourbon Street on Tuesday night, John intentionally ran his car off the Crescent-City Connection, killing himself. Most people believe he did this when he realized that no woman would get drunk enough to sleep with him until next Mardi-Gras.
by MG MD February 26, 2009
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