Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

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Edward Afari Tiller

The sexiest dreadhead ever to exist, my happiness , my happy place , my bestfriend , my literal everything !

Edward Afari Tiller, Yeaa you know that one amazing fine boy that play ball.

by ilovemydreadhead November 21, 2023

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Edwardism

To be loving of peppermints loves his or her mom. And is very kind.

Edwardism approves of you.

by Sloth Forever October 5, 2020

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Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

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is loyal, smart, assertive, independent and someone you can always count on to be there for you. He is handsome with a smile that lights up the room and could make you laugh instantly someone like you’ve never met before. He isn’t a follower and will make his own path with his own creativity. One would say he is a real trap god, the definition of a go getter/hustler. Always fashionable when he steps out. But with all these attribute above all he remains humble and is always helping those around him succeed as much as himself.

Eddd (Edward) is a teddy bear underneath his tough exterior

by 23Island November 27, 2021

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