CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.
"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.
by xanadude313 October 13, 2019
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usually happens when you go to a third world country or after a bad case of spicy food.
usually happens when you go to a third world country or after a bad case of spicy food.
Bryan: Dude, Edward is knocking at my door right now.
(After coming back from the bathroom)
Bryan: Nevermind. Edward just dingdong ditched my house.
(After coming back from the bathroom)
Bryan: Nevermind. Edward just dingdong ditched my house.
by thiefingdude July 14, 2011
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by Ed teh smex October 15, 2004
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by ALSONOTPATRICK December 7, 2010
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The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 28, 2022
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Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009
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