Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.
Look at Evan over there.
by lfp3 February 14, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
by NoahMiguelrz August 26, 2024
Get the Evanmug. An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks
by Hehe.hehe.hehe August 16, 2024
Get the Bethany evansmug. by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024
Get the Evanmug. by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022
Get the Evan Darlingmug. evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA
by sh3kby February 11, 2024
Get the evan chongmug. The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
Get the Claire Evansmug.