fuckin' douche

one who should be washed away by a sea vinegar and then forgotten.

Isn't that Bob over yonder?
"Fuck Bob, he's a fuckin' douche."

by James Cagney February 10, 2004

Lord of the Douche

Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.

You, my friend, I dub Lord of the Douche.

by Queen Sakon January 24, 2010

rancid douche cunt

The term used to describe the dirtiest of all the cunts. Used generally to describe the foulest dirtiest bitch you have ever come in contact with. It can also be used to describe the horrific state of a womans vagina.

My girlfriend Jessica fucked my best friend in my bed last night, she is such a rancid douche cunt.

I took that random bitch home fromm the bar last night, but when I went to take off her pants I puked my face off the smell was so horrible. Man did she ever have a randic douche cunt!!

by Blarticus August 6, 2006

douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) ER physicians

That doctor is such a douche bag.

by FP Resident December 28, 2005

Douché

A combination of existing words 'touché' and 'douche'.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.

Example 1:
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."

Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."

by AbstractDoctrine March 5, 2011

douchebag

a straight laced fool who hangs with his buddies from the frat house 10 years after college trying to pick up on chicks. shops at banana republic. tucks his woven shirt into his khakis and makes fun of people who don't drive nice cars.

"that douchebag is about to get his ass kicked"

by childish adult March 24, 2008

Bro Douche

(Noun) One who wears Affliction and or Tap out clothing.
Usually thinks very highly of themselves.

Criss Angel is the ultimate Bro Douche

by Kelloggfu!@er March 6, 2010