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Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so
"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag
by Taiiils January 21, 2011
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douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.
Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!
by hey there pal December 13, 2010
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Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.
by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009
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Feral Douche

An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.
Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.
by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010
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detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza
Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"
by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017
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douched out

The act of being reamed by a douche bag.
Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet"

Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"
by diablostallion November 30, 2010
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douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 23, 2010
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