douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

douchalouge:
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge May 27, 2008

douchaleagleflapper

when you douche the meatflap on an extra large vagina.

She likes the douchaleagleflapper

by philosopher4:20happysmoketime March 10, 2010

deuce

1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus.

2. the number 2.

pl. deuces.
1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus multiple times

2. a peace sign held up by the index and middle fingers. commonly used by teenage girls

Dude I just took a massive deuce!

I just rolled a deuce!

Man i have taken a couple deuces today.

Deuces bff!!!!

by Alex Hermann December 11, 2010

Deuce Box

Noun (n) the restroom; the crapper

Hey where is josh?" "He just got in the Deuce Box, he'll be a while

by cidkudi December 18, 2010

Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013

Deucemosphere

The atmosphere of deucing at any given location. The best locations to deuce are ones with good deucemospheres. High quality deucemospheres are defined by cleanliness, peace and quiet and tranquility, and a comfortable toilet. The study of deucemospheres is known as deucemospherescience.

Guy 1: Yo I had a great deucemosphere earlier.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome!!

Guy 3: Deucing

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Deucemospherescience

The study of deucemospheres and how deucemospheres come into existence. People who study deucemospheres are known as deucemospherescientists. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published peer reviwed scholarly articles on the subject

Guy 1: Yo I had a great deucemosphere earlier.

Guy 2: Dude thats awesome!!

Guy 3: Let me study deucemospherescience so I can become a deucemospherescientist.

by Fanfin September 28, 2014