When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017
Get the Date Munchiesmug. 
Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020
Get the were not datingmug. When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.
by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018
Get the Weird Datingmug. When person A takes a person of interest (person B) out to lunch but does not pay. Person B does not know it is a pre-date and is for person A to evaluate whether they would like to go on a date with the person. Each person pays for their own meal.
by Dr. Joey November 23, 2015
Get the pre-datemug. When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
by will-o March 7, 2011
Get the phantom datingmug. A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.
by JamieChan May 14, 2017
Get the lavender datingmug.