The Corpse

The act of Submerging one's hand into a bucket of ice water until the hand goes numb. One then proceeds to masturbate with this hand, giving one the illusion of being masturbated by a corpse.

"Dude, I did 'the corpse' last night, and I think I still can't feel my hand, or my dick."

by Awkward Frenchman April 1, 2009

Club Corpse

Anyone over 50 still trolling clubs/bars like they are 20.

She is just another Club Corpse still trolling and hoping there is a chance!

by mistressbratty September 24, 2011

norm corps

The recession budget hipster, who gets the style at walmart

After she lost her job she felt she could maintain her style as norm corps if not hipster.

by Hipster grandma June 28, 2014

go corporate

grind hard on the weekdays and get those results first, before you cut loose on the weekend

Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.

by basicblondebitch June 2, 2018

Stay the corpse

variation of "stay the course" Refusing to deviate from a failed policy.

Even though the situation has degenerated into a full blown civil war, the President insists we must stay the corpse in Iraq.

by keith hubbell November 10, 2008

corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.

neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!

by timmytootoes February 14, 2008

corpse humper

Someone who parakes in the act of having slutty coitus with dead bodies; a necrophile.

My best friend Jimmy is a corpse humper.
After brutally murdering his wife, Stan raped her dead body; and became a corpse humper forever.

by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005