cookie bombing

baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.

" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"

by quipish December 16, 2011

🍪 cookie

A pastry that seems like a nice treat, but just don't feed it to your parrot.

$teven," I love 🍪 cookie"
@very," nobody asked"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 29, 2021

Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

cookie moment

When your adorable, cute, and funny girlfriend says or does something adorable, cute, and/or funny.

gf: *says something funny and cute*
me: now this is a certified cookie moment

by therealpartyhard March 5, 2021

About that cookie

A phrase to change the subject or start a conversation.

Like breaking the silence or saving a conversation.

Example 1:
*silence*

Guy: About that cookie

Girl: What cookie?

Guy: Oh nothing...

Example 2:
Girl: So about your mom

Guy: About that cookie

Girl: Oh i like choco chip :3

by that cookie guy August 10, 2009

Corporate Cookie

A term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.

1. Gosh, he is such a Corporate Cookie. He always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. Oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the '(insert social network) of professionals.'

by CC_GG January 5, 2011

lil cookie

Infamous for his lyrical masterpieces under the EP "Runaway" on Soundcloud, lil cookie is a musical genius. His hit 'Kevin Durant' made Billboard's top 50 list for upcoming new hits, surpassing artists such as Harry Style and Mia Khalifa. He is inspired by his many rejections in the 16 years of his life. Despite that, lil cookie is known for being a very persistent womanizer.

"Yall heard Kevin Durant by lil cookie? This that new heat!"

"Hey Amina! Have you heard lil cookie's new song Tidal Wave? It was inspired by you!"

by brixtonbullies October 10, 2021