Cole gerry is a man who is borderline midget and his GPA can't be higher than his braincell count of 2. Cole is a decent dude but is an idiot and is friends with a man who has a bunch of blood clots and is a walking list of ethnic slurs. He named his member "Lance" and drives a white jeep, just like every basic white girl. Cole is the youngest of 3 and is a failed miscarriage.
by Cameron DePolo March 23, 2022
Get the Cole gerrymug. thugging out an audition without having practiced the music and having a cold and a sore throat, but still landing top chairs.
"How did Jeremiah get past pre-area? Didn't he have a really bad throat?"
"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
by NamasteHK March 20, 2024
Get the Coleingmug. A Cole is a hunk of a man, often traveling long distances and hunting pokemon across the land he travels. He can blind an entire community by the sheer sight of his abs. He likes to spend his freetime taking long walks on the beach and deleting his friends’ saved data on Xbox. He is a world renowned driver who could speed away from any situation he was trapped in, often with no reguard to any vehicle or pedestrian surrounding him. Cole could have any girl he wished for, but he remains loyal to his only girlfriend, and his many man whores. Cole is a real G. Be like Cole.
Oh my god, he’s such a Cole. I wish I could have 10 seconds with him alone, but he stole my boyfriend instead
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT COLE OVER THERE. I’M GONNA FAINT
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT COLE OVER THERE. I’M GONNA FAINT
by cole’s June 7, 2022
Get the Colemug. Friend: Have you seen Cole roush anywhere?
John: Yeah, I saw him climbing the gutter just a few minutes ago
John: Yeah, I saw him climbing the gutter just a few minutes ago
by Mashedpotatoes420 April 24, 2022
Get the Cole roushmug. by Spiralhoe420 August 1, 2021
Get the Colemug. by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Colemug. The best boyfriend and friend you could ever have. He is athletic, funny, doesn’t care what others think and is always his self. Everyone loves him for his kind heart. He is shy at first but once you get to know him he’s the best person you know. Would never hurt you and it would kill him if he did. He loves everything about you. A blonde haired, blue eyed cutie who is the best person you’ll ever meet, the best human ever.
by Holychristkaz July 17, 2020
Get the Colemug.