Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

Weed Coke

Conk for the smonk

“Bro that bong hits hard hand me the weed coke”

by Typher September 1, 2021

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

Coke

This beverage is a government conspiracy to feed children cocaine but is so good that it works

As for Gorden ramsy would sat fucking delicious coke

by Pikachumpe January 1, 2021

coke nails

Long little fingernails used for snorting cocaine

I scooped up some coke with my coke nails and snorted it.

by JAYDOS September 9, 2013

Dirty Underwear Coke

Cocaine that smells like dirty underwear with skidmarks. This kind of coke has appeared in the midwest and towards the east coast starting around the end of 2022. Dirty Underwear Coke is known to make users sick and is typically sold at a discount because of its odor and taste.

Tyler: i blew 3 gs of dirty underwear coke and I have a bacteria infection

by MegaShark NBA Blazed February 5, 2023

Coke Lasagna

A coke-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna.

I made coke lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021