Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

coffee jiz

The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.

After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.

by Nick is dope September 22, 2007

coffee chicken

In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.

The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.

pete: Is Ed in yet? He is such a reliable coffee chicken!

by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008

coffeenating

Going for a coffee, getting a refill

...Is gone coffeenating

by ihateclownz February 6, 2010

Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.

Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.

by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010

Coffee

The source of all power.

Oh almighty coffee, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change.

by hoppip March 9, 2013

coffee goblin

Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.

Johnny excused himself, citing his need to go squeeze the coffee goblin.

by Yrmeje Ewebi December 19, 2017