Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.

Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"

by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick.

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

by pagina526 March 12, 2011

low hanging clit

A way to describe the genitalia of your brothers girlfriend whom is a stupid fucking cunt, and a real bitch.

guy to his brother: “you bro, your girlfriend won’t even let us play fortnite. That bitch has a low hanging clit”

by madeaccountjustforthis July 25, 2018

roid clit

The clit of a female bodybuilder that has grown enormous from steroid use. May begin to look like a white guy's dick.

Shit, that bodybuilder's got roid clit so bad she can wank herself!

by G-sta January 2, 2009

Kentucky Fried Clit

When you throw hot grease onto a girl's vagina.

You know what would make this movie better? Some Kentucky Fried Clit!

by The Blue Waffle King November 14, 2011

Ass-Clit

Scott.

Scott has an ass-clit.

by WookyWoo April 8, 2009

california clit clopper

when you clop your thumb on a girls clit and fuck her HARD!

Johnny and I california clit cloppered that bitch! and she really wanted it. so she gave me a blowjob which was really nice because i havent had any act.

by dmanadfasafdadf January 11, 2008