A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.
Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"
Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.
Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.
Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010
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by Billy Idol July 7, 2006
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by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011
Get the Captain's Rank mug.that one police officer or security guard that just goes absolutely mental for no apparent reason.
does not have to be violent.
does not have to be violent.
so i was just standing around outside the shops when captain hitler came over and went absolutely ballistic on me. i still don't know what i did wrong.
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He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.
by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011
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One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.
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One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.
"Man, Tristan is a fucking Liquor Captain. He had 20 beers and he's perfectly fine. Most people would be passed out by now but Tristan is still taking shots of Jim Beam."
by HorseWithGloves September 5, 2018
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