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Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010
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big black cancerous balls

Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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cancer i munden

When Rasmus has a bad day and his teeth hurts.
"Cancer i munden". "oh Rasmus has a bad day".
by The Dicktonary GOD aka JEPPE September 25, 2017
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Cancerous

When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.

This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.

This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.

This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.

This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
That tv show is cancerous!

This cake is cancerous!
These cigarettes are cancerous.
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022
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Anti-Cancer

Person 1 : You seen Anti-Cancer?

Person 2 : Cancer? Haven't seen that beast in a while.
by Anti-Cancer January 2, 2011
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Cancer

Jacob Sartorius is cancer
by Shdudbdhdhdbhddj February 28, 2018
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Cancer

A ugly ass Social Media group called Team 10 year olds (except Alex Lange and Tessa Brooks) and especially Snake Paul and Snerika Costell or Snerika Hoestell or Snerihoe Cocksucker or even Snake Bitch (Snakerika).

#fuckteam10 #logang4life #logangatthetop #cloutgang4life #cloutgangatthetop #ksi4life #ksiatthetop #ksiwilldestroyjoeweller
Me:Bob why do you have cancer?
Bob:I watched Jake Paul -Jerika ft.Erika Costell & Uncle Kade.
Me:Danny why are you there too?
Danny:I watched Erika Costell - There For You.
Me:Kav why tf are you there too?
Kav:I watched both Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro ft.Team 10 and Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro (Remix) feat.Gucci Mane.
Me:Jesze,Axel,Petra,Rueben,Patrick and Kevin how did you survive poison?
Axel:I watched Logan Paul - The Fall of Jake Paul ,Outta My Hair,No Handlebars and Logan Paul - Help Me Help You ft.Shay Mitchell & Why Don't We.
Kevin:I watched RiceGum - God Church.
Patrick:I watched KSI - Earthquake ft.RiceGum.
Jesze:I watched RiceGum - I Didn't Hit

Her.
Petra:I watched RiceGum - Frick Da Police and AznRomeo - Phuc the Poheece.
Reuben:I watched RiceGum - Its Everynight Sis ft.Alissa Violet.
Me:Ohhh...well I fell bad for Bob,Danny and Kev and I'm happy you survived Jesze,Axel,Petra,Reuben,Patrick and Kevin.
by GucciGobz November 30, 2017
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