cunt carver

Someone who deals with vagina, particularly a lot of vagina. Often times a lesbian.

Man, Jen is a real cunt carver.

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Man Cave

A place where faggots go to find solitude. Usually decorated in a sports theme with other supposed manly items.

Homo: Hey Jeff you won't believe what I just bought for my man cave.

Jeff: Get the fuck away from me faggot.

by beerbarbq August 10, 2009

carve

what ppl do when can't deal with what's going on around them anymore. an emo's way of dealing with their pain. don't bag it

emo: fuck this, I can't deal. I'm gonna go have a carve.

by mlaf-doom July 25, 2008

carve a shark

Defecating, dropping a big turd, dropping the kids off at the pool. So named for the tail left above the water, after you've sculpted your brown water-dwelling silent killer.

"Those street tacos are tearing me up, I'm gonna go carve a shark."

by Josh S. S. April 17, 2007

cavebang

when the geico cavemen gangbang someone

I walked in on my wife getting cavebanged by the geico cavemen

by net10 May 22, 2009

Cailen

Cailens are the type of guys to have perms. They can’t get a girl to save their life and is will most likely wet themselves if a female looked at them. Will usually have herpes

Ben: omg has cailen wet himself again

Darren: classic cailen

by A proper cool human September 15, 2021

fill a cave

To fill a cave is to have a big steamy shit, about the size of a bag of sugar! The name comes from the time two marine explorers in greece came among a cave whilst swimming. The decided to try and venture in only to find a huge steamy shit in the cave.

person 1: Your boppin like a break dancer whats wrong man?
person 2: Aw man i need to fill a cave desperatly and there is no toilet

by Meechan September 26, 2006