I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Penis Crossed

To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.

S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5

by iSweariamSober May 29, 2021

sign of the cross

the father, jah, the son, mac, and the holy spirit, juice.

aww, here, take the sign of the cross with you.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 25, 2022

Cross-contamination

The harmful germs being transported from one person, object, or animal to ready-to-eat foods, prepared or unprepared.

She didn't wash her hands before she started preparing the items needed to cook the fried chicken, which potentially leads to cross-contamination of germs and foods interacting with one another.

by dquintero3 September 8, 2025

mud-cross

the act of deceiving or give one the "run around" implying malicious intent during a time of collaboration.

"Bro, you mud-cross me again, I'm gonna kill yo ass."

"Girl, quit mud-crossing me. We was supposed to be married."

"Steven, after much deliberation and careful counsel, it has been unanimously decided that you have indeed be found mud-crossing on your best friend. Fuck you"

by NoxOne November 7, 2021

Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'

"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"

by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011

Cross.

Seggsy rethorical dominator who is known as Slavic Seggsking.

PS: rethorical > rhetorical

You are CrossSlavic Seggsking. Aren't u?
Damn that guy is such a Cross.

by WhatYouLookingAtFam March 4, 2021