by bi*tvhuthot November 22, 2019
A night filled with raucous laughter and merriment as well as occasional frotting. Typically accompanied by unlimited drink specials and bar games. Used in the work place to not alert your boss on how much of a degenerate you are on the weekends.
Guy 1: hey man, we doing ice cream after dinner?
Guy 2: hell yeah it's Friday!
Boss: *thinks to himself* they're either gay or really like ice cream.
Guy 2: hell yeah it's Friday!
Boss: *thinks to himself* they're either gay or really like ice cream.
by Cowboys2blondiezzzzz August 18, 2017
A milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. The chocolate represents oil, the white air. It is often eaten at Toledo Mudhens games, most often by Ed Crankshaft.
Ed: There's a pitcher of Cream of Crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.
Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?
Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.
Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?
Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!
Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?
Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.
Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?
Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 01, 2010
A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...
Gay guy: *checks Grindr*
Guy: what are you doing?
Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy
Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...
Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.
Guy: ... cream tart....
Guy: what are you doing?
Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy
Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...
Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.
Guy: ... cream tart....
by WhiskyRiver June 10, 2014
when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.
kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
by Mityxm March 21, 2011
A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.
This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.
by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011
by squallly! November 26, 2010