Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017
Get the couch potatomug. A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022
Get the Couch stuffermug. 
by clamcouch March 20, 2019
Get the clam couchmug. A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.
by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022
Get the Couch gangmug. Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
Get the Couche Tardmug. A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
by effdot July 26, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug.