Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

Corporate Cookie

A term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.

1. Gosh, he is such a Corporate Cookie. He always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. Oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the '(insert social network) of professionals.'

by CC_GG January 5, 2011

Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

by lolicakes April 22, 2011

cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007

milky cookie

1. an oreo submerged in milk

2. an overly excited va-jay-jay

1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your fingers will get cold!

2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!

by J-Boo & Se7en February 11, 2008

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.

by abrilmeijers December 5, 2016