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Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up
Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!
by anon23432 August 17, 2015
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Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.
I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!
by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019
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Polk county breakfast

When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.
Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!
by Mike Dunham November 23, 2021
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Breakfast of Champions

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts
by Kraker McWhitey February 26, 2004
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breakfast of champions

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
by richy34 December 14, 2010
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Irish Breakfast

When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.
Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!
by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017
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Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008
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