Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

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Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021

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blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

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Blind Bell

An action that involves two individuals, the "thirsty Hunchback" and the "Bell".

The Hunchback carries a large bottle and a glass with the liquid. Water works, but other liquids are also allowed. The Hunchback approaches the Bell (preferably a penis bearer).

When the trap snaps, the Hunchback splashes the liquid into the Bell's eyes and rings their "bells" by smashing their balls with the bottle from below.

"I thought she was just having a drink when she blind belled me..."

by baringo giraffe August 24, 2023

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